The bad guys just captured the emperor and holed up in the palace trying to make him bow down before they kill him. The good guys are battering the door trying to rescue him when someone gets the bright idea, "This is taking too long. They'll kill the emperor before we get there...what we really need to do is strip down out of our armor, put on dresses and full geisha make-up...and then climb up the wall. That will be faster...definetly." And wouldn't you know...it worked. Thanks Disney.
For the record I do like the movie "Mulan."
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