2. Put a piece of bread on either side of you. Place each hand gently on top of the bread. Massage your fingers through the peanut butter. To really experience it to its fullest, close your eyes.
3. Carefully lick all the peanut butter off of your hands.
4. Delicately pick off tiny pieces of bread at random, and eat them with relish. Take time to savor every bite. Make sure that as you do this it causes the bread to slowly disintegrate into a crumbly, peanut buttery mess.
5. When you have maximum bread disintegration carefully wipe your hands on your shirt, and walk away.
Bon Apetit!
4 comments:
Hilarious!!! I believe you really watched her do all of that...So glad you're blogging again!
Love it!
Looove reading your blog entries...as always! Grant wanted Gavin to come over two days ago...he still hasn't grasped the concept of any of his friends living anywhere out of walking distance. It took me some time to convince him that it would take 30 hours to drive to Gavin's house to pick him up:) Glad you're doing well up there!
That's freaking crazy hilarious
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