...as your wife is falling asleep:
Kenneth: "It's been a long time since I've seen a brown recluse...."
Me: "What!?(instantly awake with pounding heart) When did you see a brown recluse? Why do you say that?"
Kenneth: "No, I haven't seen one lately... that is what I meant...it has been a long time since I've seen a brown recluse."
Me: "Why on earth would you say that right now?"
Kenneth: "I don't know. It just came to my mind."
...Cause if you do happen to start this conversation late at night when your wife is going to sleep, there is a very real possibility that she is going to make you go check all of your children for spiders.
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Oh, men and their verbal diahrea..
Scary!
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